when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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