Where is the hickey?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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