Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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