where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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