what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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