Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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