too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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