yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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