I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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