At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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