google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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