I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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