You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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