FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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