how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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