he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
