Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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