My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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