she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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