careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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