Your dad touched me again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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