I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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