dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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