can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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