My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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