Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
my poor anus
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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