The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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