You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
either way he was missing a nipple.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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