Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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