so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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