I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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