I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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