Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In America we eat man semen.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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