bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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