how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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