Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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