i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You took a bar mat shot.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
All the doctor said was why
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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