I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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