called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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