is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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