He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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