do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I need moral support for this bender
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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