everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
