If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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