I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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