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(818): View more from California

Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?

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Ya ya. Where you eating?

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Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.

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(818): Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out? (213): Ya ya. Where you eating? (818): Cereal and beer. U kno u want in. http://tfl.nu/3o1u

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(949): View more from California

Getting food. Want anything?

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Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce

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(949): Getting food. Want anything? (1-949): Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce http://tfl.nu/xicu

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(213): View more from California

I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.

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(213): I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian. http://tfl.nu/zael

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(415): View more from California

$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.

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(415): $4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date. http://tfl.nu/jzc8

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.

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(913): I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America. http://tfl.nu/aex4

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(561): View more from Florida

I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.

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He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.

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(561): I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class. (561): He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it. http://tfl.nu/mjkl

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(706): View more from Georgia

we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.

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(706): we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating. http://tfl.nu/lk5p

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(315): View more from New York

apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.

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(315): apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food. http://tfl.nu/ofln

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(419): View more from Ohio

So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1

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(419): So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1 http://tfl.nu/tz8w

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(518): View more from New York

i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??

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(518): i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in?? http://tfl.nu/j32d

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(714): View more from California

There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?

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(714): There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed? http://tfl.nu/o0fs

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable

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(603): I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable http://tfl.nu/70go

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.

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(803): I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me. http://tfl.nu/en2s

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(347): View more from New York

WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA

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(347): WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA http://tfl.nu/6u80

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(714): View more from California

You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.

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(714): You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie. http://tfl.nu/je5q

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