the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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