Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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