? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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