After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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