were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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