i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she pinky promised me she was 18
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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