My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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