My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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