It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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