The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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