Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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